1258 Dekalb Avenue NE #118

I’ve got a trick question -What’s your ROI on your rent payment? Hmm… let me think, Zero times anything? Is zero, right? That’s right! So why, pray tell, does one still pay rent, filling a landlord’s coffers whilst their own dreams lie idle, nibbling stale biscuits in the attic of possibility? Lo! One could be dwelling here, in a most delightful three-bedroom townhouse nestled in the fair borough of Candler Park, where even the cobblestones seem to whisper one’s name. There are hardwood floors of true timber (none of that wretched laminate nonsense), and a hearth for the recitation of sonnets, the sipping of wine, or the occasional emotional unraveling. Behold the double doors that swing wide to a balcony, crafted, no doubt, for moonlit wooing or dramatic sighing under the stars. A separate dining hall awaits, grand enough for a feast or, or at the very least, a well-plated Uber eats dinner. The kitchen is a noble space that beckons one to flambé something on the gas stone, perhaps a big, juicy pheasant. The vaulted primary chamber is fit for a monarch of moderate means, complete with a luxurious bathroom to wash away one’s many sins. The third chamber is a versatile sanctum, ideal for scholarly pursuits, guests of questionable punctuality, or the temporary banishment of one’s beloved. And in the depths of the garage, a hidden trove of storage for relics, holiday décor, and perhaps a modest collection of battle axes. A carriage may rest within, but who needs one? For this abode lies within walking distance to the Beltline, Little Five Points, Candler Park, and all manner of pubs, alehouses, and establishments where one might raise a glass in merriment. This home is tucked within a peaceful courtyard—a fellowship of neighbors, gentle and civilized, unlike yon Facebook comment threads. So the question remains: why squander gold to send some landlord’s progeny to university, when one could be investing in their own tale of glory? Own the future. Lay claim. Let this Candler Park manor be the prologue to a grander story, thine. Don't miss the YouTube Home tour Search : 1258 Dekalb Ave.